Spammers have infiltrated my Music Bath e-mail address, so instead of getting fun submissions for CDs to review, I have to spend all my time deleting crap. P.S. I am NOT going to enlarge my penis, so stop wasting your time!

However, I do have to give the spammers credit for some pretty amusing Subject lines. Here are the best of the bunch:

A hard on now stays on
A true godsend to your little soldier of love
An opportunity to penetrate deeper
Be the man of everyone's dreams
Be the Pied Piper of chicks (ummm...is this encouraging abducting women?)
Become the Wild Thing
Bomb her womb from your huge canon!
Britney digs larger dicks
Coming like a waterfall (body: Wake up and water your man meat, watch it grow everyday.)
Create a furore in the bedroom (body: Are you hung like a little boy?)
Enjoy yourself with your female friends (body: James Bond will need to step aside once he sees how good you are with the ladies)
Enlarge your... machine size, male device size, male organ length (body: Your girl loves huge bell-rope but the problem is that you have small one)
Ficken wie ein Weltmeister (translation: Do you fuck like a world champion?)
Find out about Harry potter's latest novel (body: Yes! The solution to boring sex is here at last)
Find the key to pandora's box (cause who DOESN'T want to stick it in a box that contains every evil of mankind?)
Forget about your partner faking her orgasm or not being able to please her. (done and done. *wipes hands*)
Gain a voluminois male package
Get... a magic wand to satisfy your lady, armed with huge love canon, hung like no one else, nominated for MBA
Gigantic snake between your legs (Dangerous!)
Hypnotise to lay her (body: What is life when you have a small thin pen, you need a huge marker right?)
I don't need no herp to keep my happy. (are there people out there who do?)
If you can't engorge properly, get in here! (kind of a catch 22, huh?)
Improbably things can really happen!
Kinky stuff you can try
Lucille cried out when she saw it (poor Lucille!!!)
Massiveness means power
More dimension and vigor for your love tool
More meat is what you need
Please spare me your anaconda (body: All the whores along the street shiver at the sight of me, I can only bag the new ones these days.)
She likes getting slap on the ass
The thing between your legs can grow!
Time for your second puberty phase
True manhood accepts no compromises
Update your Penis (ugg, Steve Jobs is making penises too now??)
Wanna have a bazooka in your boxers (Daaaaangerous!)
Your male device is super (Just what I like to hear. Well that...that's just super.)

And even some poems:

Be good, think twice.
Look into that blondy's eyes
Catch glance, feel free.
Visit that link recommended by ME

Girls, white girls, black girls, red girls, yellow girls.
I love any of them.
And they love me.
Want to know wy?